Ailurophilia is the “love of cats.”  Egads!

Frightening news today, friends ... The latest census is in, and the results are chilling!!!

Catsnot dogs, are the most common pets in America.

 The stats are as follows:



Whatever the cause of this epidemic of Ailurophilia, it is beyond the realm of science to answer.

Tiny Einstein

Tiny Einstein was born late in the summer of 1946, but rose quickly to the top of his dog training classes. At 18 months he received his Phd in Advanced Theoretical Physics from the esteemed Barkly University. After a brief stint aboard the USS Nimitz investigating an anomaly of the curved space/time continuum, Tiny decided to dedicate his life to the science of all things canine (and cat).